The Nomadic Peoples of Olde Delaware Jr is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.285 billion Olde Delaware Jrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olde Delaware Jrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion straitjackets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,647 straitjackets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Olde Delaware Jr's border, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olde Delaware Jr's national animal is the crazy ivan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Olde Delaware Jr is ranked 5,847^th in the world and 50^th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,511 on the Clooney Contribution Index.